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donkey raping shit eater

fuck off you donkey raping shit eater
-Eric cartman, southpark
by turd December 11, 2003
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Mood Raping

Mood Raping (verb). To destroy the feeling of a conversation amongst two or more people, preferably in a staff meeting environment.
Karen's joke in the meeting was so unfunny, it was a mood raping.
When Karen decided to proclaim "I have herpes!" after the firm's partner excitedly announced she was pregnant, it was a mood raping.
by Jordan VB October 2, 2007
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donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals
by roger mellie June 27, 2003
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raping face

to do something amazingly; synonym for kicking-ass; just plain dominating; absolutely owning someone
we were definitely raping face at beer pong last night
by KG-of-319 September 27, 2010
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Reading Off The Pubes

When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.

Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch

Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
by kliider August 29, 2008
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Reading FC

Football Club formed in 1871, playing at different locations until 1896 when they moved to Elm Park.

Moved to the Madejski Stadium in 1998.

Playing in the Premiership for the first time in their history and are lightly to win the whole thing then take Europe next season.
Super Reading,
Super Reading FC,
We are by far the Greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
by VancouverDrew August 23, 2006
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Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.
Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.
by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010
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