raccoon 

the most adorable creature to ever exist

Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon

raccoon by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023

Raccoon 

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

Raccoon by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023

Raccoon 

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.

She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....

Raccoon by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024

raccoon

The evil, trash eating, disease-spreading cousin of the red panda.

"Those damn raccoons!"

raccoon by fjawiohfjioa December 22, 2025

raccoon mouth licker 

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

raccoon mouth licker by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head 

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

Raccoon head by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

raccoon in the basement 

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

raccoon in the basement by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016