Raccoon

A 12 inch cock

I know what you’re talking about keint and yes I have a raccoon

by Hahahahdhhfidnfurnfig June 7, 2018

Raccoon

An annoying little thing that goes through your trash and is a slur on the game known as Warframe.

Stacy: That guy is such a Raccoon

Karen: That's why I took the kids.

by Unironic Cloud Shrug March 20, 2019

Raccoon

Cindy's from iRO loki, her favorite animal in the whole world.

Cindy likes to have hug raccoons and sleep with them.

by Adam November 21, 2004

raccoon

While getting head(oral sex) from a girl behind a dumpster you simply punch the bitch in the eye, giving her the appearance of a raccoon.

Chaz: Man did you see the fuckin shiner on Laura, I Gave that bitch a raccoon she wouldnt ever forget!
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.

by Pacifico December 9, 2008

raccoon

the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.

girl: ow my ass is hurting
girl2: u got raccooned

by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006

raccoon

That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.

Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.

by Manny F August 12, 2006

Raccoon

A racist that is always wrong. Basically a male Karen.

Raccoon stop playing Ana you suck and miss all your shots. Stick to Mercy

by itisfact July 1, 2021