Quavo

A diarrhea-like condition one would suffer from after drinking Kerns Guava fruit juice that results in defecating jets of hot pink viscous stool. Also commonly used interchangeably with Hansens soft drink products.

Goofus: Hey DAWG! You mind throwing a couple of beach towels in the bathroom!? I got a bad case of Quavo after thinking it was a good idea to eat at Arbys and then wash it down with a 2 liter of Kerns Guava fruit juice. I shat non-stop for a good 3 minutes straight and filled enough diarrhea in the toilet to rise above my balls and spill over the rim of the bowl. Its all hot pink, it looks like I digested a few hi-lighters, a couple glow sticks and a lisa frank folder . Theres just too much for toilet paper to handle!

And can you do me a favor and throw an automotive Chamois cloth in the freezer for a few minutes and throw it in here too? I haven't wiped my ass yet and my asshole is sorer than a republican senator after failing to pass a healthcare bill.

Gallant: ...The Fuck?

by Queef_Quackenbush July 28, 2017

Quavon

My fine ass ex boyfriend who I still have feelings for. And a boy who has a really large dick. And, can rail you really good.

Me: I miss QUAVON'S huge juicy dick.

by XXXTENTACION'S DICK SUCKER January 21, 2021

Quaz

n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on.

adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.

"Mikal is such a fucking quaz. He's nowhere near as rad that Eskimonian ninja Kutt."

by Sebastian March 31, 2005

Quazion

out-spoken and very stubborn and hard headed yet is loved by most..very athletic and a smooth talker to the fullest, complete charmer..... very handsome and sometime knows this a little to much.. can be sweet when wants to be but most of the time a jerk..but can make almost any girl fall under his spell..probably an aries..can be very over protective of his partner and can be a little jealous from time to time and is very smart just really lazy.

quazion

by adrianna hernadez November 20, 2011

Quazack

AN expression of the extreme of an emotion. Usually when the speaker is very passionate about something.

This is often used when angry, when you cant think of the next insult, your throat goes dry and you make odd noises.

Or perhaps the noise a retarded duck would make.

Dude! And then she help my hand ... Quazack!!
Quazack im locked out the house!

(Mid argument) 1- i hate you bitch! 2 - you you you ......
Quazack!!!!!

Lets go feed it breadcrumbs, i just hope it doesnt go Quazack on us.

by davy jones locker key July 9, 2012

quazetta

A girl that's a true friend that always has your back no matter what. She never liked to lose contact with people she meets and she values most of her relationships. She's a free and happy spirit but you'd never know until you've talked with her!

Quazetta is a different type of girl.

by ΞTheSinYouCanLiveWithΞ April 16, 2015

quajon

He is a handsome guy with a goofy personality. He knows what he wants and he usually gets it. All of the girls want to be with him and he can get anyone he wants. He can come off as a womanizer at some points because he doesn't know what he wants. He likes to lead girls on and take advantage of their feelings. When it comes to relationships he can be loyal when he wants, but the minute you distance yourself from him he is bound to cheat on you with the female you least expect. Even though he could be a jerk sometimes he is hard not to love.

Wow did you see who Quajon was with today? I thought he was dating Sally now he's with Margaret?

by Anonymousrolprince January 23, 2018