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backup quarterback

This is a guy that a girl keeps "on the bench" or at an arm's length just in case she breaks up with her boyfriend. He usually is crazy about her, very good looking and very eager "to get into the game". Just like a backup quarterback in football.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "You just broke up with Ted a week ago, who was that hunky guy you were cozy with last night?"
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."
by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009
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Quarter Ounce

A quarter ounce, quarter, or q, is 7 grams of bud. Usually you can pick one up for $40-$60 dollars, depending on your plug, where you live, and the strain.
Bro, I was so zooted last night, I rolled up a double wide wood wit a quarter ounce.
by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ February 24, 2020
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no quarter

1. "I'll fight you, when I'm ready"
"Fuck that, I shall show No Quarter"
*Punches person in the face*
2. I am listening to No Quarter by Led Zeppelin.
by Tredmond April 22, 2005
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Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
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monday morning quarterback

A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
by OverAllComa January 13, 2005
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half quarter

Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.

Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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quarter life crisis

A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).
When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.
by elle_gee January 22, 2011
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