quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Quagmire

n. The only word known by Max Polsky.

Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.

by Park School August 2, 2003

Quagmire

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!

its quagmire giggity giggity goo!

by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

a quagmire

when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.

"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.

by Kbucker13 April 25, 2011

scrotilius quagmire

a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation

I fell into a scrotilius quagmire

by bodkin77 March 1, 2009

Kentucky Quagmire

When you are banging a girl that's on her period and it's leaking out everywhere making a nasty bloody mess. Also diareaha could act as a possible substitute

"I was banging that girl for the other day and got stuck in her Kentucky Quagmire"

by Toby Pound Town October 30, 2017

omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

Syria

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".

by l0l_ March 18, 2022