1. Material used to fill excessive asscrack.
2. Product for controling diarrhea.
1.Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world for the plummer that fixed my sink this morning.
2.That burrito tore me up. I'll never get off the toilet unless I get some kind of butt putty.
by gmoneycobra November 28, 2007
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When my mate is on drugs and he goes to a knocking shop but cant get it up.
by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003
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a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.
jane: so, do you think you'll see him again?
mary: na, he was just wood putty.
by clevermcclever February 17, 2009
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A person who will not comply with what is asked of him. They sometimes pour out their beer when nobody is watching because they are drunk after 3. This person usually exhibits little-man syndrome and can never seem to hook up with a woman under the age of 13. They will never make it past 12:00am.
Brandon Tudor is a putty-twat.
by 6765 DP April 4, 2007
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"Man, I'm in AP Calculus for some reason and I failed the exam! It must be because the professor hates me. Stupid putty exams. Oh well, time to go do some drugs and contribute to the downfall of man."
by Air December 14, 2004
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No such word exists. Sucking up to the teacher cannot save you in exams where a bell curve is applied. The grading distribution in a bell curve typically gives the average test score a B or B- and the other scores are given letter grades based on how they fall within the curve. It has nothing to do with who the teacher likes. It has everything to do with how well you perform on the test. Accordingly, there is no such thing as a "putty test" where a bell curve is applied.
You must be an idiot if you think that you can beat a bell curve by sucking up to a teacher. Live with your shitty grade - you are an idiot. Enjoy your career in manual labor. Somebody has to do the dirty work, right?
by MidtownMike March 12, 2005
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putty exam 1 is great. I just started community college and this is what the middle-aged geezed instructors do to get young girls to suck up. Only I don't think they use a bell curve (normal distribution) to rescale otherwise they would still come up with objective grading.
"I'll just rescore/regrade this putty exam by giving that hot blonde in my class with big tits in the front row more points so she'll turn in more extra credit if you know what I mean."
by hestia March 11, 2005
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