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Mighty Putty

Only the greatest Billy Mays product to be advertised
No one man can survive without this genius product
Hi! Billy Mays here with Mighty Putty!
by kinglouistheking January 9, 2012
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word putty

1. Verbal filler.

2. A word or phrase without meaning used to indicate that the end of the sentence has not yet been reached.

3. Evidence someone is talking faster than they are thinking.
"So um, in terms of the, like, household chores, as you know, it's about, well, fully your turn, I think, as they say, to, ah, wash the dishes, so to speak. Know what I mean?"
"Cut the word putty and tell me what you want!"

Expert analysis later revealed more than half the professors lecture was word putty.

"Her rant was fully random - all word putty, but no window!"
by gillfish February 22, 2009
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silly putty

1. A toy that is a bright-colored ball of soft, moldable, rubber-like material. Comes in a plastic egg shell container. It was 'accidentally' invented when ppl tried to find a substitute for rubber.
2. The best stress-reliever. period.
I can't live without squeeezing my silly putty everyday.
by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006
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Rod Putty

A very hot man from discontinued adult swim series 'Moral Orel'. He's the priest at the church of moralton. He's also known as Reverend Putty
'Rod Putty is very attractive.'
'he's a virgin too!'
by squipjuice March 25, 2021
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crazy putty

An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.
"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhhhhh..."
see? what the hell does it mean?!
by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009
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Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.
Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
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