putternut

Insult like idiot or klutz.

I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut

by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore

what your mom says when you ask for candybar and you haven't been or she there to get a few things

Mom: "I said put it back"

You: "But Mom..."

Mom:" I said

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore"

by rirenel June 19, 2019

Putte

'Putte' is a scandinavian nickname for someone named Patrick/Patrik, very much like the Irish 'Paddy' and the Scottish 'Patie'.

Hey Putte, how are you bruh?

by Draco91 January 29, 2021

Putted

When you just nutted and there is still some on the tip and you pee it out

After I beat off I putted

by Pubedaddy44 May 11, 2021

putrescencelove

person who definitely gets bitches

Damn ! Putrescencelove gets so many hoes

by shawttitsokay May 28, 2022

office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit

Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Putted

past and past participle of Put.

He putted away the puddin pack.

by WordsthatareRandom November 24, 2019