putang

(P00"TaNG") A Slang word used to describe female genitals. Often combined with the word "Pie".

Hey Baby, how's about you let me eat some of your sweet Pootang Pie.

by Captain Jack Sparrow August 27, 2003

punani punch

A noun. Deriving from the Hawaiian and Indian word punani, meaning vagina. To deliver a proper "punani punch", one should start from a good distance, gathering enough kinetic energy in their fist to provide an impact on the subject vagina to cause hurt and/or discomfort.

Amanda could barely walk after Savanah punani punch her.

by The Dock Master January 14, 2016

punani dasani

A euphemism for WAP.

My head game is fire, punani dasani
Its goin in dry and its comin out soggy

by AbusiveTortoise September 6, 2020

pwning some punani

The act of destroying someone's pussy with dominance, aptitude and sheer perseverance.

Guy 1: Jack said he was pwning some punani the other day.
Girl 1: I really wish jack was pwning my punani rn.
Guy 1: I'm not gay but I'd let him pwn any day!
Guy 2: Have you seen how dominant he is... wow, dreamy!

by pwning_some_punani November 11, 2019

punani ho mart

An asian store where people go to buy groceries. Also a place to meet pretty asian girls xD

Dude, lets hit up da punani ho mart.

by md91 September 28, 2010

punani panini

When two slices of buttered bread (toasts preferably) are placed between a woman's vagina as you perform cunnilingus.

Used in medieval times to make the bitter taste of punani more enjoyable.

Many woman prefer if the sliced bread is eaten after the act is performed.

Part of a nutritious breakfast.

When Alessia came over last night, I gave her a punani panini.

Sabrina loves a good punani panini.

Mom, can you get some sliced bread, i need some for my punani panini.

by olives8244 November 14, 2018

put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

by j0bren October 10, 2009