punctuation pee

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.

Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.

by JudyAK May 9, 2011

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017

Punching rags

Doing it with your underwear on

We didn't want to get naked, so we ended up just punching rags

by Poptart656 August 5, 2017

tongue punch the fart box

Oral stimulation of the anus.

She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.

by H&D productions May 14, 2014

Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

by PMSquad October 23, 2013

Backwoods Punch

A uppercut blow to the balls

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

by Flannel & Mr. Anderson October 11, 2010

Super Puncher

A super puncher is one who is the ultimate cowboy, such as Dale Brisby, The Super Puncher is Colton Priest.

That there is a super puncher.

by Diego PHD in Fuckery April 26, 2019