Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Pump and Dump

Lying, or misleading or giving someone the impression that you're interested and invested in a long term romantic relationship, but the true intent has having a sex a couple or handful of times, and then breaking up with them unexpectedly.

John was intimate with Mary for 6 months. He couldve been direct and honest and specific about his intentions about just wanting casual sex, and she wouldve been fine with it, but it turns out he was too much a lil bitch and verbal coward to say that beforehand, so he Pump and Dumped her when he got tired and bored.

by Spadillia March 2, 2026

Pump and Dump

The Pump and Dump is a main sexual act that usually comes after the foreplay stage. The act consists of the man (Dominant figure) having intercourse with a woman (Submissive figure) until the man is about to orgasm, once that state is reached the man defecates on the stomach of the woman and then cums on top of it, allowing it to drip off of the feces before continuing to have intercourse with the woman until the reaches orgasm.

"Man, last night I gave the best Pump and Dump to my girl."

by scattdm December 4, 2025

pump and dump

beating off while sitting on the toilet to take a shit

I was running low on time so I hit a quick pump and dump

by obscuritiesandmore January 19, 2026

dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

The Dilworth Dump N' Pump

The act of self gratfification while defecating

"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"

The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating

by T5carpe May 30, 2023