puerto rican cuban food

Term racists use to describe the cuisine of the Caribbean

That racist pig Susan said we're having Puerto Rican Cuban food for dinner tonight.

by Drogie May 24, 2017

Puerto Rican Chin Strap

A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.

Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.

by Laurel Chris December 9, 2008

Jake pauler

Another name for a retarded person.

Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.

by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017

Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.

Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD

by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020

puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

puerto rican joust

Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.

The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.

by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010

puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004