Guillotine Punt

A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)

The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!

by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019

puntangorang

Variation of the term puntang. A gittier form of the word. It is a hybrid of puntang and the word bangorang from the popular movie Hook starring Robin Williams.

G'damn look at all the puntangorang walkin around.
I'm fucking feenin for some puntangorang foo.
Puntangorang I heard!!!

by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003

baby punting

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Nut Punt

An extreme kick to the balls, involving a running start for added momentum, as well as backwards arm thrust for improved balance and positioning. Ideally, the victim will be propelled upwards and back away from the punter, while making a series of very contorted faces and a loss of breath will occur. Occasionally, this can result in ruptured testicles, but in most cases is a good entertaining break from day to day boredom, for everyone around!

"Whoa that dude just got severely nut punted!" as victim is achieving liftoff

by teh_psYcho March 27, 2010

puntificate

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.

Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.

by Teddallo March 25, 2008

Arm punt

A throw from the quarterback which ends in an interception.

University of Michigan fans would be happier if Denard Robinson, AKA D-Rob wouldn't arm punt the ball so often.

While Brett Favre finished his career with 508 touchdowns, he also loved the arm punt, with 336 interceptions.

by Shaved Deer September 1, 2012

Cunt-Punt

The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.

That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.

by Big Dave Sully January 2, 2013