puffinfresh

a stupid fucking dumbass hu cannot define 1 fucking word.

dont b such a puffinfresh! ill b forced to kill you w/ my elephant-esque penis!

by fucksoid March 18, 2005

peter puffin' pooper pounder

A man who not only administers fellatio to another man, but also pushes his poop by means of anal buggery.

Uncreative chav: "Yer a fookin' homo!"

Down muthafucka: "Can it, ya peter puffin' pooper pounder!"

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

puffins

After the nationwide success of "Girls Next Door," puffins is no longer mostly known as the magnificent sea bird, but rather the pet name for Hugh Hefner used by the girlfriends of Hefner on "Girls Next Door." term used out of true love.

"awww puffins, come here baby"

"puffins, let's go have sex"
"...well come on, girls, i have some time before we crochet at the mansion with barbara walters"

by i love my puffins April 6, 2007

H. R. Puffinstuff

"H. R. Puffinstuff" means "smoking pot".

We LOVE H. R. Puffinstuff!

by Beach & Bong January 12, 2007

Puffin

Atlantic Seabird/ A pet name that shows affection toward a friend or loved one. Typically the person is both attractive and smart just as a Puffin can both swim and fly. This pet name is better than any other similar to how a Puffin is better than any other bird.

"Hey, Puffin. You're looking dapper today!"

by Elli's Many Puffins December 16, 2011

Puffing the dragon

Smoking marijuana. Also referred to as "puffing the magic dragon".

Barack Obama admitted on CNN he used to smoke marijuana, but looking at him now I can't picture him puffing the dragon.

by Rain Horse March 9, 2012

puffin the pooper

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

by Adam May 20, 2006