pud

Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.

Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.

by ebrian August 21, 2011

pud

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is a pud.

by fuck tiger December 11, 2009

pudding

a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!

*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!

by scrambled eggs July 25, 2006

pud

-someone who doesn't have their shit together, useless.
-a fat whale.
-one who is undesirable, ugly, & most of all, stupid

-What the fuck do you think you're doing, pud; get outtaa herreee?
-Quick blocking the sun pudzillawhale!

by sunshiineekid January 15, 2009

puds

"Pointless Ups and Downs." Hikers use this term to describe trails that have extremely strenuous topography.

It's nice to hike this flat lake-side trail after spending all last weekend hiking puds in Colorado.

by STHiker July 12, 2004

puds

A slang term for a girls menstrual cycle

"I've got my puds this week, and I'd promised Tam a ride. Thats our plans out the window"

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

pudding

phrase used to refer to a situation that has become awkward, in reference to Michael Scott saying it in the pilot episode of "The Office"

(After Dwight finds his stapler in Jell-O)

Jim: Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been you're biggest flan.

Ryan: You should have put him in custardy.

Michael: Pudding...trying to think of something to say with pudding...

by xer0warning June 9, 2009