comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

by Lomonte95 July 6, 2006

properlike

(adj.) well; Horrorshow

That's real properlike of you there son. You're really good.

by Marco St. John May 3, 2005

proper sket

a girl that will sleep with anyone
anyplace will do with any person

e.g
back alleys
toilets
park benches

a proper sket is Emma Davies

by that gyal is a proper sket October 11, 2009

proverbial lemon

"Proverbial Lemon" refers to anything that doesn't function properly. Commonly used for cars which have problems no one can fix, it can also refer to a flashlight, a radio, or anything mechanical.

Captain Picard: The Federation may be buying a "Proverbial Lemon". (Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Price")

by The Slang Overwatcher October 17, 2017

fucked proper

When you are truly put in the position that no matter what happens after that point, you cannot win whatever conflict you are currently involved in.

Well what happens if they catch the rabbits? Then they're fucked proper, Tommy.

by Ack Desairis, Philosopher May 8, 2003

proper English

The language which should be used in any instance where English is being used. This means no sticky caps, no netspeak, no leet speak, no 12yr old Aol girl speak.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

by Ashley December 22, 2004

Bob Probert

Generally regarded as the toughest fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. As notorious for his off-ice problems with alcohol and cocaine, and subsequent legal problems, as his on-ice beligerence

Bob Probert led the league with 398 penalty minutes.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006