by Paul G May 13, 2005
Get the Proficee mug.One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.
I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.
by Maker upper of words July 20, 2008
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A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
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ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
Get the Proximity Hotness mug.The act of dumping your date just before prom. The break up must occur within 24 hours of prom in order to qualify as promicide.
Bob didn't tell his prom date, Alice, that he was going to show up without a suit. As soon as Alice saw him, promicide was inevitable.
by Freshyoungandandgerous June 18, 2011
Get the Promicide mug.Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
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