provocatate

when one, usually a hoochie, inflicts a suggestive or seductive action upon an unsuspecting non-hoochie.

the girl likes to provocatate the boy.

by bob123456789 December 1, 2007

Probowned

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.

When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."

by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009

provocatacious

Short for "provocative" and "salacious". So hot & sexy you can't even use the word sexy. It's a word and an attitude, but not sex specific.

"My boyfriend is wicked provocatacious!"

Girl 1: "Don't look now but the guy at the bar is so HOT!"

Girl 2: "Yummmm, he's beyond that, he's provocatacious."

by raginblonde July 2, 2010

Russel Provost

oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequently displays fluency in all forms of internet instant-messenging lingo.

Sweet Christ, Lou! Look at that guy on the dance floor! Dopey Russel Provost-lookin' schmuck!

by AngeredOne March 1, 2005

provocation

being annoyed until you do something stupid to the stupid person thats annoying you.

ahhh, its total provocation being in the cubcle next to his

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhomgomgomgomg March 5, 2009

Provolone

A wannabe Post Malone

Look at Mike rapping Post Malone non-stop. He is a pure Provolone.

by Lol Lohugubjbyvjbgvjnhnhbjn July 12, 2018

Provo

A city in Utah that is such a shithole it proves that Satan is a real person and that Hell is a real place.

When I was staring into a sunset in Hawaii I really felt God's presence. When I drove along the I-15 corridor and passed through Provo I could feel the presence of Lucifer.

by UncleBenTheRice April 2, 2016