proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

The people who make the Engi's Dispencer

Bro Engi Build your dispencer that was mannufactured by 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼

by Reeeeeeeeeeee33eeeeeeeeeeeee3e May 9, 2019

proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”

by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

provisioning

In telecommunications terms, provisioning means to provide telecommunications services to a user. This includes providing all necessary hardware, software, and wiring or transmission devices.

Please be advised that provisioning of new services at DodgyISP inc. will be unavailable during christmas.

by Serge Rivest December 9, 2005

workplace proximity associate

Another word for really good friend that you met at work.

I really love receiving gifts from my workplace proximity associate.

by Compwiz1548 October 28, 2018

provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore

She's my provisional

by Charlesdope March 30, 2017

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008