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Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.
by Captain Willie December 14, 2008
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Protein Slinger

Nickname for has-been or never-will-be female models who grow a large social media audience by posting frequent bikini, side-boob, and fitness pictures. Because they can't land legitimate modeling or acting gigs, they are relegated to promoting protein shakes and supplements on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

Protein slingers can be male, but they are very rare.
Ed: "Hey, have you ever hear of this @NatalieBurk89 chick on Instagram?"

Amit: "Nah, man ... I can't tell these protein slingers apart any more"

Ed: "True"
by MayorOfOceano September 21, 2016
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protein dunk

When one bro leaves the gym and consumes a large amount of protein.
Chad: I'm leaving the gym now and I'm pumped for my protein dunk, dude.
by CarlCarlson1275 May 4, 2019
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Protein Pancake

Similar to soggy biscuit game but each person fleshlight’s that pancake. Gotta get that recommended daily amount of brotein

(pancake toppings are optional)
Person 1: I had a protein pancake last night
Person 2: aww mate how did that end up happing?
Person 1: I though the lemon might make it fast. But that was a fatal mistake
by 933k February 25, 2020
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submarine protestant

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.
Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!
by John Mulshine September 17, 2007
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protein splash

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.
She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth, so I gave her a protein splash and blinded her.
by Chris Raven January 11, 2006
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Protein Shake

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"
by B.Diddy August 4, 2007
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