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protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny
hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.
by jack package December 6, 2007
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protein shower

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"
by Chad Horn August 21, 2007
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Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.
She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants
by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008
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protein wall

The invisible wall one hits while dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse, or churrascaria, after eating approximately 25 ounces of meat. Symptoms usually include hyperactivity, trips to the bathroom, and dizziness, with an intense crash at some point in the next two hours.
Charles and Joey hit a massive protein wall tonight at Texas de Brazil. Their wives practically had to drag them away from the table.
by jdubs8313 January 18, 2016
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Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!
Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...
by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011
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Protein-Burn

When you take so much Protein, it regurgitates, and you have a protein-y taste in your mouth.
Doood, I might have Protein-Burn.

You needa stop pumping that FE. You goona have protein overDosis.
by FooProtein September 10, 2011
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