protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny

hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.

by jack package December 6, 2007

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008

protein pills

Regarding to how artificial, empty, and emotionless the modern world is.

Something plain and boring. Often redundant.

“School lunch is like eating protein pills!”

by HunkerTV October 9, 2023

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007