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product sponge

A person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for "consumer".
"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK
by endoubleu April 20, 2015
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Project Runway

A reality show on Bravo produced by german lingerie model Heidi Klum.
The show starts off with 16 aspiring designers. Each episode they are given challenges. With minimal time to design and assemble a garment, thye must then fit their pieces to their assigned model and participate in a weekly runway show. The designer with the worst outfit/lowest score is "auf'd".
The final 3 contestants present at Olympus Fasion Week.
There is almost always drama, usually a designer being a douche to the rest, or a designer having a meltdown.
Many contestants are openly homosexual men.
Pretty much one of the best shows currently on TV.
"Dude, did you catch Project Runway last night?"
"Diva, what the hell was with Vincent's design?"
"That poor model. That was the fuglyiest hat i've ever seen."
"Heidi looks really pregant"
"yeah man."
"let's go watch"
"k".
by lesharkattaque July 16, 2006
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Projectile Vomiting

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.
I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.
by frostystevens January 19, 2011
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Producturbation

The opposite of Procrasturbation. To be productive because of masturbation, or to be productive while masturbating.
Teacher: "Now class, if your going to masturbate, don't procrasturbate, Producturbation!"
Kids: Okay
by Something Cooler September 5, 2011
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Erectile Projectile

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.
-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-
by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010
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tofu project

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.
"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)
by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020
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Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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