Procrasturbate

When there is a task you must do but you decide to procrastinate and go masturbate instead.

1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.

by GarAssNigga December 06, 2017

procrasturbate

The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.

Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.

by tylerb91 January 19, 2010

Procrasturbate

Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.

Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.

by JustKeepTugging January 12, 2023

procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 24, 2008

procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk August 08, 2005

procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.

I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.

by Kyle Whitley August 05, 2007

Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 14, 2009