procrastasearch

Definition 1: Happens an individual put off a task in order to do research about an topic that is completely irrelevant to what what they are learning in school at the time.

Definition 2: Finding ways to procrastinate.

Roommate: Hey shouldn't be studying some Organic Chemistry mechanisms for your Final Exam tomorrow?
Student: Eh, I feel doing some procrastasearch on Four Loko and how it can get you wasted real fast.

by Dextrorotatory November 7, 2010

Procrastasex

Procrastinating, or putting off important tasks and activities, in order to have sex.

"I was so horny and lazy, I had procrastasex with my girlfriend instead of doing homework."

"Ugh, I don't feel like doing this project, I might as well have procrastasex."

by HelloINeedSomeCoughDrops May 17, 2012

Procrastimaster

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.

Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.

by eatashit August 1, 2015

Procrastimasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating.

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.

by Justanipslip October 9, 2016

procrastimasturbating

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.

"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

by Tictactoes August 16, 2017

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

by Basedexcess May 2, 2021

Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.

Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.

by Le Wolf June 3, 2010