Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 21, 2008

procrastinator

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

by Scott Semans November 6, 2006

procrastination

A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.

He was an ardent follower of procrastination.

by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005

procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007

procrastination

The act of going on urbandictionary to merely look up the word 'procrastination', and then go further and define it, whilst knowing that you're wasting time and need to be getting shit done.

procrastination at it's finest.

by shitimprocrastinatingagain December 13, 2016

procrastination

Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.

My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.

by Mallory Rajan May 23, 2005

Procrastination

Leaving things off until the very last minute, or completely blowing them off, regardless of the consequences.

Procrastination is knowing you have a really important paper due tomorrow, but you just can't find the motivation to do the work. It's already 3 am, and you still haven't done anything. Then you decide you're too tired and go to bed, figuring it won't be that bad to turn it in a day late. This situation can repeat itself many a time.

by Claire420 December 14, 2009