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Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
by Jason1228 September 30, 2010
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Procrastiblazing

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.
John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.
by B:ue February 4, 2010
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procrastinating

A word that is popularly used in setting facebook status for no good reason.
Santa is Procrastinating.
by paliam May 7, 2009
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Procrastipacking

When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important
David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking
by Markus Lullman April 24, 2011
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procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.
Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project
by McCrackhead September 13, 2010
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Procrastibaying

Making purchases on ebay as a form of procrastination when you should be studying for exams.
hey man how are your property notes going
not so good man, I just spent four hours procrastibaying and bought nine shirts
by LexGU June 14, 2011
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Procrastivaping

To delay or postpone an action by the act of vaporizing marijuana or marijuana concentrates
I was supposed to start my Sociology project, but I ended up procrastivaping instead.
by YungDabzberry November 9, 2011
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