penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 26, 2019

Bro-Probe

Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."

Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..

Dean: Maybe I want too..

by Philosophical Demise September 28, 2011

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004

bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.

At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.

by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009

jarvis probe

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

by Section Quattro November 06, 2008

anal probe

An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.

Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

senate probe

The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.

performung a "senate probe" now means to perform hand gestures between men's room stalls..

by Well Hung September 01, 2007