My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

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probability

the chance that you are in love with a robot
and that you want to marry a robot and have baby robots together
we will take___oveR__soon_eRoRR_erORr

The probability is too big. The metal, the bolts, ahhhhhh.

by Miaach May 9, 2023

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silly probability

a phrase used to make fun of ap statistics. it started out as a misunderstanding and turned into a phenomenon.

"did he just say 'silly probability'?"

"idk, i wasn't paying attention"

"haha, silly probability"

by ptaradactyl October 18, 2007

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No, probably not... But still!

Or maybe! That very well may (in fact) be the case.

Hym "No, probably not... But still! Which is why your kind need to be treated with and extreme and vigorous skepticism"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2024

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Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

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