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pretendemic

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.
Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.
by Diecktag October 31, 2020
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Pretend

What most people in the world do. They smile at people/neighbors/coworkers they hate, they pretend to be joking or kidding with people they want dead, and they pretend to fight allies to try and convince their enemies that they are on opposite sides (for show). Most people would rather come to someone indirectly with a smile before they kill them than directly with their true intentions toward the other person, with no pretense or guile.
He/she knew how to pretend, which anybody could do really, but he/she wasn't too good at direct emotional honesty even at his/her most straightforward times.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
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presence rizz

When your rizz has evolved past speaking to women entirely, they feel your presence and turn instant waterfall.
"I dont have vocal rizz, I have presence rizz"
by TheLoreCollector October 8, 2023
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Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
by siforek May 17, 2012
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Les Pretend

Definition A;
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.

Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
by Llihp Notwen April 15, 2013
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I graciously pretend to agree.

Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)
Mary: "I think this artwork would look so much better on THIS wall." John: "I graciously pretend to agree."
by 1570Maple October 13, 2013
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pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 2, 2009
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