Premature insinuation is to give away or hint at something to early on, before you have the slightest proof or even know that what you are insinuating is the slightest bit true.
Detective Walsh: Virgo wasn't the one backing the money, now was he?
Suspect: What money....? Virgo is my dog...
Comissioner Tetley: Walsh, you need to get that premature insinuation of yours on a lock.
Suspect: What money....? Virgo is my dog...
Comissioner Tetley: Walsh, you need to get that premature insinuation of yours on a lock.
by RappersAreTheNewRockStars October 11, 2013
1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever
Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
2) the most common disease ever
Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010
I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.
by JuggLife April 23, 2016
The act of accidentally posting a thought, link, pic, blog, etc. online, and not able to delete and repost because a thread of comments have already started in response to it.
Dammit, I sent out another premature epublication?!?
I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!
I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!
by mpdouchebag November 19, 2009
The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.
The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.
by JT Basher May 30, 2008
Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004
by Drue B December 03, 2006