Please Don't Forget!
The rent is due tomorrow. PDF!
Oh Fuck It’s Monday
OFIM! Time to get back to reality.
Switzerland is neutral like Wednesdays - the week is half over and only half to go until the weekend
A: Hey bro! Happy Switzerland!
B: What? Why Switzerland?
A: Because Wednesdays are neutral - it's not the beginning of the week and the week is half over!
When a motorcycle rider releases the clutch too quickly and stalls the bike.
Everybody’s blowing their horns at that guy with premature eclutchulation. He’s fucking holding up traffic!
Live And Learn
From my experience, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but LAL.
Tossin' And Turnin'
Hey man, you look awful. Everything okay?
No-I feel horrible. I was up all night TNT.
Shoot the shit
Would you rather do this activity or STS?