Prayer of the Refugee

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.

girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

by LosiThai March 5, 2012

praygramming

To provide (a computer or other machine) with coded instructions for the automatic performance of a particular task (programming) while having a conversation with God (prayer).

This word was invented by a friend of mine who consistently prays to God before and during his programming of complex software systems.

"I discovered when I'm praygramming that the complexity of the work I do is quicker and easier."

by P.J. Christianson September 5, 2014

Prayer Meeting

A phrase that means ‘a group of people passing around a joint or sharing other drugs’, used to conceal their true intentions. Also called: Adult Prayer Meeting.

*Dad and Uncle Tim are walking out to the shed*
Kids: “Daddy, where are you and Uncle Tim going?”
Dad: “Were gonna have a Prayer Meeting.. you kids go in the house.”
Kids: “But we wanna pray too.”
Dad: “This is an ADULT Prayer Meeting.”

by Scrodom July 7, 2018

Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.

I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.

by JShakes December 23, 2009

chav prayer

Our Father, Who Art in Prison
Mother Knows Not His Name
Thy Chavdom Come, Thy Shoplifting Be Done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland
Give Us This Day Our Welfare Bread
And Forgive Us Our ASBOS as we Happy Slap
Those Who Gave Evidence Against Us
And Lead Us Not Into Employment
But Deliver Us Free Housing
For Thine is the Chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
For Ever and Ever
Innit

1 - Do you know the Chav Prayer?
2 - Is that the one about being an arse?
1 - Yeah, that's the one!

by Swinlad July 20, 2015

Dennis Prager

Boomer Cuckservative

My Grandpa was Dennis Prager

by NOOOOOYOU CANTJUST February 13, 2022

Starbucks Prayer

The hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.

We need to take up a collection to get Eva a pair of mittens. Did you see her doing the Starbucks Prayer this morning on her way in?

by George N. Dikarnatzis October 17, 2009