Pomade slide

When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube

I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.

by Daman0613 June 5, 2014

postdiction

Brian Miller writes: Postdiction is an explanation after the event: the lamest and laziest form of prophecy.

In skepticism, it is considered an effect of hindsight-bias that (only afterwards) explains claimed predictions of significant events.

Happens often at race-tracks and masked wine tastings.

Larry Lockshin adds: "I knew it." Used extensively in business case studies, which often purport to cause and effect: they did this, and that happened.

It is not a predictor of outcomes for those following the claims.

A typical postdiction might be:

It was after I switched from Corn Flakes to Rice Krispies that women started to notice me. You should try Rice Krispies. They could work for you too...

by jethro probes June 8, 2016

poladas

Someone who leaves randomly when they are bored of something with no fucks given, regardless of who they're with.

Collin left us at the party. What a fucking poladas.

by Synto May 21, 2016

Postada

An unpleasant word or feeling

Person A: Dude today has been so postada
Person B: Honestly, same! I can't believe that postada teacher yelled at me!

Person A: What a postada

by Postada April 3, 2019

posamfdw

piece of shit asshole motherfucking dickwad

friend: hey girl you okay??
you: this guy's a real posamfdw dude, i cannOT

by bigpapib May 2, 2020

pokadotmans.wife

They are a kind and amazing person! They deserve the world and they also solos your favs!😍🙌 They also don't support racist celebrities unlike some of you!🤡

Hey you should go follow pokadotmans.wife on Tiktok or else a demon will grab your legs while you are asleep!

by itwasNellylol September 6, 2021

croc posal

Proposing to your lover while in crocs or marrying a crocodile

My Military Friend Sean gave his girlfriend a croc posal on the beach

by I love birds October 2, 2022