by EA April 25, 2005
Get the Parrot Bay mug.When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.
Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes
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A Parrothead is a fan of Jimmy Buffett (there is no other meaning). The typical parrothead is pictured to wear a Hawaiian shirt, flip-flops, and other tropical attire, and to enjoy drinking margaritas on the beach. Parrotheads often decorate their homes in tropical motifs. In general the life of a parrothead is one of relaxation and being on a permanent mental vacation even while at work.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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by JohnsAdiksean February 25, 2017
Get the perro mug.Often pronounced with a parrot squawk at the end (rahahk)
Also known as a triple-P
A political-polly-parrot is a person who:
1. Espouses the same right-wing talking points on any media available.
2. Gets all of his or her opinions from right wing media–mostly television and radio.
Both types of triple-P’s repeat the same whole phrases.
For example, on health care every triple-P was crying:
“Don’t cram this bill down our throats.”
“We have to start over.”
“Reconciliation is a sleazy trick.”
“...Death panels...”
“...a plot to kill grandma ...”
“...27-hundred page bill...”
Also known as a triple-P
A political-polly-parrot is a person who:
1. Espouses the same right-wing talking points on any media available.
2. Gets all of his or her opinions from right wing media–mostly television and radio.
Both types of triple-P’s repeat the same whole phrases.
For example, on health care every triple-P was crying:
“Don’t cram this bill down our throats.”
“We have to start over.”
“Reconciliation is a sleazy trick.”
“...Death panels...”
“...a plot to kill grandma ...”
“...27-hundred page bill...”
Sue: The political-polly-parrots-rahahk have done every dirty trick in the book to tarantino health care; now they are whining about ordinary House and Senate rules.
Bill: Yeah, all they did on health care when they had total control of everything is to pass an unfunded medicare drug benefit with a donut hole big enough to swallow up both grandma and grandpa!
Bill: Yeah, all they did on health care when they had total control of everything is to pass an unfunded medicare drug benefit with a donut hole big enough to swallow up both grandma and grandpa!
by thistlebottom December 23, 2010
Get the political-polly-parrot mug.Moron & Poor mixed into one word, pooron. Typically used when someone is below the poverty line, and claims they have a lot of coin/cash, but in reality they are stunting for E-Girls & clout, AKA the average com skid that thinks they're hot shit.
by modpack December 2, 2020
Get the Pooron mug.1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
"Dude, did you see the game last night? David Perron completely Perrowned the opposition!"
"I saw! I heard he went out after the game and celebrated by perrowning."
"I saw! I heard he went out after the game and celebrated by perrowning."
by UVBlues September 23, 2009
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