Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

by rojer ramjet June 04, 2006

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.

Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

Panty Porridge

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.

Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge

by Twll Tin May 21, 2011

Bad Porridge

Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.

“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”

by Mbk13 December 08, 2018

Porridge Trumpet

Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,

"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"

by Raffandjeff October 17, 2008