Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007

pork

the act of sticking one or more fingers into fellow teamates asshole

Jack: fuck rico stop porking joey
Rico: i cant help it its so much fun

Joey: dude it hurts

by captain porkmaster April 22, 2011

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004

PORK

Acronym for Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir which is an Indian territory that has been illegal occupied by Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Pakistan is a bankrupt, powerless, jihad infested country. Abandoned and rejected by the Muslim “Ummah” over Kashmir, all they can do is sit in Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir (PORK) and cry as PM Modi shuts down terrorism across India!

by lord_washington August 9, 2019

Pork it

To party hard or to have partied hard

Guy 1:"Dude, lets totally pork it."

Guy 2: "totally, lets party hard, bro."

by 2swweg May 15, 2014

pork

To finger-fuck a woman, not neccessarily involving intercourse--in other words digital stimulation in the sense of digital equalling fingers and having a decidely analog meaning. Perhaps, an archaic usage but familiar to people in the Midwest, especially during the eighties where the journey from first base to home plate was a long and ardous task. See also smell my fingers, man. Also, refers to obese Missouri women as in corn-fed pork.

"Dude, by the end of the month I am totally going to do Cindy--I porked her last night in the car and I'm heading for home plate!"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"

by joshualawrence April 11, 2008

porking

Eating a shitload! (Not literally)

Nicole: Sonia, where did all the Cauliflower go?
Sonia: I don't know, ask Ann! She's been porking on it all day!

by NSA May 15, 2006