porcelain percussion

Porcelain Percussion is the bass sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. This event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.

Cathy: Damn Bob, that was some serious Porcelain Percussion!! It almost smells as bad as my fold jam.

Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.

by Nate and Mike February 19, 2007

impact percussion

Impact Percussion is an independent winter percussion group based out of Sanford High School in Sanford Maine.

Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.

Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor

Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!

Audience member 1 "Did you see Impact Percussion?"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"

by Scott Eugley May 20, 2014

San Francisco Porcupine

A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR

Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.

by LungleJove February 12, 2020

brocus pocus

When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.

"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."

"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."

by prettypityparty November 26, 2006

porcupine

a small prickled animal who resembles that of a hedge hog. You are all dirty minded. It is an animal, don't ruin it for the rest of us. hmph.

Ouch, the porcupine pricked me :(

by Sarah B May 17, 2006

percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

by D. Williams September 2, 2005

Porcupine

1. A small, quiet animal with pointy, protective quills on its back to keep it safe from predators.

2. A person, typically a gamer, who is overreacting or lashing out at someone who was not in any way involved in the situation which the "porcupine" is angry about. These people typically play Minecraft, CS:GO, Geometry Dash, or any sport-themed video games.

Definition 1 sentence: "I was poked in the hand from a porcupine I brainlessly attempted to snuggle with."

Definition 2 sentence: "Dude, quit being such a porcupine over Minecraft."

by EliteArchwing February 12, 2017