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A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.
The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.
by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021
Get the poochertainment mug.An individual who has only ever had sex with virgins. They may seek out virgins or it my be a coincidence. This person can be male or female.
Sara is a cherry poacher. All of her boyfriends have been virgins. Now with Tom she'll be five for five.
by ChickenLittle91 October 9, 2010
Get the cherry poacher mug.similar to a cougar hunter, except its a younger man attracted to and pursuing a mid-30s woman who is older than him.
by Miss Puma February 23, 2017
Get the puma poacher mug.Usually someone close to your wife at work or in a similar situation that is always there for her. This person gets closer and closer to your wife until he breaks up the marriage. From day one he can’t wait to get his cock in her. He appears to have good intentions. But in the end it’s all cheating and deception. He moves into your house and starts fucking your wife. And in the end the husband gets nothing and loses everything in divorce and is broke paying child support.
That fucking spic from Columbia is a wife poacher. He put a ring on her finger before the ink was dry from the divorce papers.
by Sori October 18, 2017
Get the wife Poacher mug.n. -a younger male who is deliberately on the hunt for a cougar. The term can also be used as an insult for a young man who seeks out a relationship with an older woman (cougar) to fill a motherly void.
1. "Dude, that guy has not dated someone born in the same decade as him. What a poacher."
2. "That guy can get weaned off the teat man. Always looking for security with the cougars. What a poacher."
2. "That guy can get weaned off the teat man. Always looking for security with the cougars. What a poacher."
by Sahhardcore January 9, 2010
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