pootie-tang 

an all class gangsta in my books. dis homie B rollin up da' G's like i aint even got no hook in yo ass fasheezy!

IT b like pootie-tang say SAH DAH TAE!
pootie-tang the kinda man that you uh, just wanna know betta ya sayin?
when i wipe my butt i use the same kind of venezualian tissue paper that pootie-tang does.. he's that special.

pootie-tang by the parsh February 2, 2003

Pootie Parper 

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

Pootie Parper by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

pootie snooper 

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)

Joel is a pootie snooper.

pootie snooper by Pootie McSnooperson December 23, 2003

pootie scoop 

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

pootie scoop by acehole2 July 5, 2010

pootie dog 

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

pootie dog by Caprowler December 2, 2016

pootie clap 

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

pootie clap by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

Pootie butter 

Vagina juices

When you want to call someone a cunt without them knowing, call them a pootie butter

Pootie butter by PBorigin November 10, 2022