Poosey

Somebody scared of their partners.

"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!

by Ghazi January 29, 2008

Poosagne

Lasagne with poo baked into it instead of cheese

The retards used their own poo to cook poosagne for lunch.

by Jaydee11 May 16, 2006

Poosey

Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.

My poosey is shedding.

by Ka August 4, 2003

Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

Poosy

A poosy is when you stick your dick inside a girls arsehole and get juice all over your dick and then stick it back in her pussy - voilà you've made a poosy!

Hey Josh bro, how was your night last night?

Amazing bro! I gave her a poosy!

by Poosymonster December 30, 2019

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Poosabi

The green stuff near the lobsters tail that you are not supposed to eat.

Jason got sick from eating poosabi.

by Throat Pick January 4, 2009