pontoon animal

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.

Holy poop that bitch is a pontoon animal

by Wada November 19, 2005

pontoone

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.

Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

Poontoons

Colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good, but I prefer the real thing”

by Eden the Magnificent October 22, 2017

pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020

Poondoonie

1. A way to describe someone who is being lame or a jerk

2. Another name used for genitalia; mostly in males but also females.

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1.
" Yo Jon won't come to the game tonight. He's being such a poondoonie."

2.

Son - "Mom why does my poondoonie look different than Susie's"

Mom - "Everyone has a poondoonie and they are all different"

by anonymous September 14, 2020