pooner pals

The result of poo transference during double penetration. When the pooner drops out of the anus and touches the penis that is ravaging the vagina, both penises become pooner pals

John and Jermaine doubled up on Cindy. John tagging the b-hole and Jermaine ravaging the vajayjay. John was getting so rough that his filthy pooner popped out and smeared pooge on Jermaine's cock, forever labeling them pooner pals.

by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010

pooner bitch

not just a normal bitch, but a pooner bitch. a pooner is someone born out of someones anus

angus oke is a pooner bitch

by jason mchua August 17, 2004

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

pooner pals

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals

by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009

schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009