Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 25, 2006

poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

poon

Abbreviation of punami, = pussy

I feel like a bit of poon

by starflier December 4, 2003

POON

Variation on the word "pwn", with same meaning. Derived from the Welsh pronuciation of the letter "w" which sounds like double "o", as in "soon".

Also spelt p00n.

I pooned you.
He is pooning noobs.
I am going to poon you.
I built a poonbot(an awesome robot)
He is the poonerer!

by Benny Rothsbotton May 22, 2008

Poon

to poon..
to be pooned..
to do the pooning..
to do un-nameble things to someone in random orifices.

"I'm going to poon your girlfriend.. poon her right in the mouth"

by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004

poon

1. The act of placing either your fist, or your cock into someone's ass, making them cum instantly.
2. A gay sex slave
3. Shorter version of spoon.

"When I tackled that guy to the ground, we got into an uncomfortable position. So I was about to teach him a lesson in the art of being pooned."

by xxx_YoloSwag_xxx July 22, 2015

Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004