Pooming

Taking a Poop 💩 or sitting on the commode while on a Zoom call.

Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call

OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!

by Translayta December 8, 2020

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

vodka poom

The act of inserting a bottle of vodka in to your anal cavity - in-taking the liquid then dumping both the vodka and your feces back into the bottle

Guy 1: YO DUDE MOLLY JUST DID A VODKA POOM

Guy 2: NO WAY - THAT'S SO HOT - THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT

by Your_mom's Mom August 25, 2010

Poom

A word to insult someone

Your a stupid Poom

by Roblo_k October 30, 2018

poom poom

your poosayy girllyy!

I just queefed out of my poom poom, it kind of stank.

by peypeypoochina3 February 22, 2025

what the poom?

an expression of annoyance and/or surprise; used in place of profanities such as “what the fuck?”

“you slept with my mother? what the poom?!”

by lord anton August 19, 2024

Poom

A Caribbean word for a fart and also a vagina

Yesterday some person poomed in class and the poom was soo loud that it is heard in the other class room

When the girl fell down I almost see her poom

by Lily’ bam bam February 27, 2024