Pookinesis

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.

“Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”

by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

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by LizzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZy May 12, 2019

Pokimiele

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by pokimiele October 1, 2020

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Hey, I am really bored out of my mind and I have typed everything I can think of into google. you know what, I think i’ll type plokijuhygtfrdeswaqlmknjbhvgcfxdzsa

by Flipity123 July 18, 2019

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003