Ponis

A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!

That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!

by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009

ponied

Originated while playing DOTA, used as a taunt after killing a player character. First used by dota player MyLittlePonies around summer 2004.

I ponied that guy, or PONIED!

by Moose_411 July 9, 2005

nipple pokies

noramlly when it is cold in a room and the nipples can be seen through a shirt because they are hard.

Jennifer Aniston always has nipple pokies

by jon smith May 13, 2005

poniso

Poniso means to set as an example. In other traditions Poniso means to be surprised excited /happy after seeing something(s) for the first time ever.

Kibona Poniso!

by Poniso March 5, 2020

Pogies

Annoying little children who sail boats that are in most cases, small.

Be careful of the pogies, they can be vicious.

OR
Don't be a pogie, you know how to sail.

by one_random_cetacean June 15, 2023

phonies

Homies Who Have Sold You Out

no longer trust my homies,
them phonies tried to do me

Death Around The Corner
2PAC

by RichardG June 23, 2005

ponis

a short fat penis also known as a chode

“it’s okay he has a ponis”

by chonkymilf April 8, 2021