Pogo

The unfortunate mistake that occurs when a dude is wearing boxer shorts, and his dick comes through the fly and touches something, e.g. a person or a food item.

"I was just trying to squeeze past him to get to the bathroom when he totally pogoed me."

by OpusAtrumET February 11, 2013

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

pogo

A sausage on a stick covered with deep fried cornmeal batter; otherwise known as a corndog. A popular term in Canada because it is a well known brand name for packaged corndogs.

Pogos, like cotton candy and funnel cake, are quintessential carnival food.

by Fata Morgana May 15, 2019

Pogo stick jive

The act of violent sexual intercourse, woman on top, as defined by J-Rod.

Melanie and Alex were walking into the woods to do the Pogo stick jive after school.

by Mad Myk October 10, 2009

pogo-jackhammer

When a dude lifts the legs of another dude whose laying on his back, bending his ass straight up. He holds the dudes legs while fucking him in the ass. Thus producing a "pogo- jackhammer" effect.

Willie was passed out on the bed. When Jason noticed that Willie was naked and laying on his back in a prone position he immediately scrabbled on to the bed, lifted Willie' s legs and Pogo-Jackhammered him like a construction worker at a job site. Shit was gushing out all over the room as if he just struck oil.

by Club September 13, 2016

Pogolodyte

A term used to describe somebody who is going through extreme amounts of Hebbis.

Kevin: Hey, did you see Ryan this morning? He's a real pogolodyte.

Susan: Good for him.

by Ludochris March 25, 2021

pogposterous

The best idea anyone has ever had in the universe. It is simply preposterous that you would assume this idea is not poggers. Something so incredibly terrible that it is poggers.

"Just killed a woman... feeling good" - TommyInnit

"That's so pogposterous Tommy" - auto-generated Wilbur tweets

by Ghostbur's Long Lost Fussy May 31, 2021