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Australian slang for poker machines, located at every pub’s “Gaming Lounge,” combining alcohol and gambling addictions into a money-vanishing machine. Frequented by pensioners who’d rather wear adult diapers and shit themselves at the machine so they don’t miss a single play, or tradies looking to double their $400 weekly pay and ending up with $0 for the week. Likely the reason why Australians lose at least 25 billion dollars to gambling every year.
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"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
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Get the okie pokies mug.pookie is a term created by the magnate July, Ethan Hunt, and Dora the explorer. Pookie can be used to name all your pookies. You should aim to be a pookie in life and never forget that we live like pookies. If you are not a pookie 13 is a bad number for you, but taking the decision to become a pookie makes 13 the best number. LOVE YOU POOKIE BEARS. Pookie means a very pookable person :)))))
Example: Do you want to be my pookie13? (extreme rizz level)
13 pookies means when you look at 13 people, and they are all pookies.
13 pookies means when you look at 13 people, and they are all pookies.
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Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”
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