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New Plymouth

A small town of about 1400 people located in South Western Idaho. The people who live there, particularly the high school students, try to make themselves feel better by calling it the "Big NP". It is about 45 minutes from Boise and it is about 10 minutes away from Ontario, OR. It is known for nothing and will forever be known for nothing. Do not live there unless you want your children to be close minded red necks who chew and think that Boise is an awesome place to visit because it is a "city". It also has two coffee places which is not cool because one of the coffee places is a camper in somebody's front yard and the other coffee place is a shack and looks very unpleasant.
Hick #1: I live in the big NP.

City Kid #1: Really? It's big? I've never heard of NP... Where is it? and what does NP stand for?

Hick #1: In Idaho. I think we're like 45 minutes from Boise but I'm not sure. NP stands for New Plymouth you stupid f$%#er

City Kid #1: Oh.... that's cool... I'm going to cross the sea and gain some culture. Bye!

Hick #1: Yer a weirdo anyways. I'm gunnago drink some beer and shoot at animals.
by joemcg June 24, 2008
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Plymouth middle school

Plymouth Middle is the worst school by far, the staff is weird and sometimes stink, for example Mr. Rurik Johnson breath smells like cigarettes, and Mr. Frandrup gives homework every night even on BREAKS! WTH!! DO NOT ATTEND THIS SCHOOL
Plymouth Middle School is a very gross school to attend.
by deeznutz5445 November 17, 2019
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Plympics

An Olympic games in which your country pwns.
Canadians are bursting with patriotism after the Vancouver Plympics.
by Colleenabelle March 1, 2010
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Plymdjot

The act of riding a person on his/her thighs while sitting, and moving back and forth.
Adam did Plymdjot on Kenji.
by Ephyrae November 13, 2022
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Nicholas Plymouth

A hot guy with a massive, veiny weiner. He has the ability to make girls cream their pants, get themselves pregnant, give birth, raise a child, bang the kid, and mercilessly slaughter it with 10 seconds of him looking at them.
by dysonlover April 17, 2017
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Plymouth

A city in the South west of England that makes you miserable the minute you decide to live there. If you decide to visit then the summer may hold some glimpse of satisfaction (the Barbican is nice)
Aside from the Chavs, Crack heads and alcoholics you can look forward to meeting stuck up Boots employees, elderly women that look like death walking due to the fumes being pumped from every corner of the city and pollution that hits you as soon as you take a deep breath.

The flower sales man outside of TK maxx shouting "Come on" every three seconds will try to scam you, and tramps will swear at you for saying "sorry mate" when being asked for change. Teenage yobbos, fat taxi drivers, middle aged single men and unattractive slags make up the night life with packs of asian men always on hand to slime their way into your/ your girlfriends underwear.
Steer clear of places like North prospect, Swilly and stonehouse due to the council estates overflowing with drug dealers, benefit spongers and skanks.

The job centre is under staffed and overcrowded. Gapped toothed job seekers fill the rooms to the brim

The local hotels treat there staff like shite, the food sold out of vans would kill you if you were to eat it for a week and the rubbish on the streets could fill new Zealand... twice

The rent you pay on a house could buy you a mansion elsewhere, wages are minimal and work goes unappreciated.

Overall, one of the worst places in the world to live.
I lives up plymufff yeh

Plymouth is a load of shite
by icecoldexe March 3, 2011
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Plymouth

The worst fucking town in America. The people are either extremly snobby or extremly ghetto. Also there is nothing to do but look at a totally gay overrated rock.
I'll blow my brains out if I don't get out of this god foresaken town.
by MDMA February 8, 2005
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